Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Monster Ark

There are so many things wrong with this movie, I have a hard time trying to explain it.  Besides ripping of several movies, the digital demon, "The Darkness" is terrible.  Really terrible.

You know that movie, Raiders of the Lost Ark?  What about The DaVinci Code?  Well, think of this movie as a mash-up of the two of them.  And throw in a little National Treasure too.  It's all over the place.

An archaeological dig has discovered the Book of Genesis.  In the original scrolls, there is talk of another ark build by Noah.  The ark that is to banish The Darkness, because it is not supposed to live with mankind.  This university professor finds the scrolls, finds the ark, and also finds the staff of Noah all in the matter of days.  Movie magic aside, it all happens way too quick and convenient for me.

The demon is a whole other matter.  While it does have some pretty good kill shots, there is something missing with it.  I don't know.  It has some killer instincts, but it misses a lot of easy kills.  I thought that it could have been a little better of a villain.  Oh, and the ending sucks too.

I give this movie 1 out of 5 gold amulets.

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