The Kraken is a legendary sea monster that may have been confused with a giant squid. It doesn't have to be a six armed sea creature that terrorizes Greeks. However, I will always think of the kraken being released by Poseidon whenever I think of the kraken. You can think of the squid.
Here is the short, short version of the story: girl needs to find a rock and a mask, gets help from a hunky guy, they meet a bad guy along the way, squid food, dead squid. Digital squid aside, this movie lacks a lot. At first when I saw the first victim get thrashed about by the squid, I thought things would be okay. And even the second and third victims. The third victim even gets decapitated. But after the third victim meets the squid, it is a long time before any real action happens.
I was bored with this movie real quick. Lack of blood. Lack of digital squid. Lack of a good story. And even when they tried to sex it up and have a woman in a bikini, it still wasn't all that sexy.
What's his name from Glee is in this movie. Yes. I watch Glee. Is that so wrong? Of course it is, what am I thinking.
I give this movie 0 out 5 calamari dinners.
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