One hour and forty minutes down the drain. Well, not completely. There was some midgets. Long story short, the devil worshipers try to drown the head midget and he and his midget band get revenge.
By the way, the movie is not about the midgets, but it should have been. The midgets are part of some medieval reenactment group, so they have all of these weapons. Like a mace and a crossbow and this big hammer. If anything, there should have been more scenes with the midgets. Or just make the movie about this band of midgets thrashing all of the normal sized people. I tell ya, ... I'm all about the midgets.
The movie was supposed to be about some drug heads that need to pay off their source and their hooker friend is mistakenly introduced into this satanic ceremony and they now think that she has the power of Satan and try to nab her back so that they can perform another ritual.
See. I told you they should have had more midgets.
I give it 1 1/2 out of 5 midgets.
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