Malibu Shark Attack might be the worst movie that I have ever seen. Even if this "movie" would have had some gratuitous nudity, it wouldn't have been worth watching.
The movie was just so wretchedly awful. Why did I watch the whole thing? I was hoping that there would have been some cool death scene where one of the sharks would have jumped out of the water and got hit by a flying steamroller or something. It just wasn't my day.
There is a point where one of the characters is hip deep in water, walking on a flooded pier towards a building. He sees the dorsal fin behind him and begins this sort of speed walking away from the shark. He is walking. The shark is, well, a shark. And somehow the guy manages to escape into a tool shed. Then he gets a chainsaw and begins slicing the shark. By this description, you would think that the scene is pretty good. But the reality of it is that he is just randomly stabbing at the water with a chainsaw with some splashing going on around him. It's just so ... bad.
I give it 0 out of 5 Malibu Sharks.
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