We haven't had a "mega" movie title in a few days, so wait no more. On second thought, you might want to wait some more.
Things to look out for in this film:
1) A massive python eats a moving train. MOVING train.
2) Tiffany to Debbie Gibson, "I think we're alone now."
3) Response of Debbie Gibson to Tiffany, "There doesn't seem to be anyone around."
4) There is an 80's style montage where the snakes and gators grow larger. Yes, it is set to music. No, they do not pump iron. They just grow larger. To music. Possibly Tiffany. Possibly Debbie Gibson. Definitely bad.
Basic plot: Debbie Gibson releases some pythons into the Florida everglades where they grow large enough to swallow trains. Tiffany combats the snake problem by feeding anabolic steroids to a group of alligators in order to have nature balance itself out.
Nothing could possibly go wrong.
Except having someone okay this film.
I give it 1/2 out of 5 gator eggs. Even the horrible "cat fight" scene between Tiffany and Debbie Gibson is awful. At least Debbie could have ripped Tiffany's dress to make her massive cleavage pop out.
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