Thursday, June 16, 2011

Reality Check

What happens when you take seven people and put them in a remote location so that you can film their lives?  People die, of course.

Real World meets Big Brother meets Scream.  Boring.

At first, I thought that it might have a little intrigue, but I think that I figured it out about 20 minutes into the movie.  No COOL DEATH SCENE ALERTS.  No buckets of blood.  And worst of all, no nudity.

The annoying guy, the actress girl, the emo guy, the bi-sexual girl, the African-American guy, the innocent girl, and the fried hippie chick.  Sure.  Lots of different ways to make conflict.  Which is what the producer wants from all of the cohabitants.

Look.  Buy a cookbook and take 90 minutes to learn how to make a new recipe.  Because this sleeper is not worth watching.

I give this movie 0 out of 5 tasers.

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