Earlier, I reviewed a movie with "Luke Duke" (The Hive). This movie has "Bo Duke" (John Schneider). Now all I need to o is find a good movie with Catherine Bach and I will have a trio of the Dukes from Hazzard County.
Shark Swarm is a movie that is about building condominiums. You wouldn't think it by the title. The evil real estate mogul, Hamilton Lux, wants to build ocean view property in the little town of Full Moon Bay. He has been paying the people of the town a handsome price for their properties. But Bo Duke doesn't want to sell. He wants to try and preserve the way of life of the town.
The problem is that the condemed power plant has been leaking waste into the bay and killing off all of the fish. No fish, no fishermen, no way of life. And as an added bonus, the sharks in the area have become more aggressive and are also schooling together to attack people.
I'd like to be able to tell you about the solution to this movie, but it is a "to be continued" movie. I guess there is a Shark Swarm 2 out there. It probably lacks in fake blood and has rubber sharks on beaches just like this movie. The sequel will probably introduce characters whose only contribution to the film is to become a shark attack victim, just like this movie. And it will probably have an environmental undertone, just like this movie.
Let me save you the trouble. The evil Hamilton Lux will get his just deserts and Bo Duke will be fishing once again in the Bay. Doesn't everybody feel better?
I give this movie 1/2 out of 5 shark teeth.
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